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- Had to child-proof the liquor cabinet this weekend because my god is our baby a mean drunk.
- Big weekend coming up! My Star Trek club is going to dress as Klingons and ambush some loser Civil War re-enactors.
- Dear Brain Storming Session facilitator, there IS "such a thing" as a bad idea and inviting me was the first one.
- Why is there braille on drive-through ATMs.
- BP has contained the oil spill.... to just a single planet.
- You have no idea how hard it is to find three legged skinny jeans.
- Sure, dinner was delicious, but now I can't get the image of what a skinless, boneless chicken would look like.
- I've been doing a lot of plumbing around the house the last few days. Not that anything needed fixing.
I just like exposing my ass crack. - Dogs in cartoons do a lot more hindleg walking than dogs in real life.
- Sitting on my balcony and shouting out phrases like "I smell cat!" and "I have a carrot in my butt!". I like to keep the neighbors confused.
